Chip Jacobs

Musings and opinions from writer Chip Jacobs, with periodic commentary from Gordon the Outrageous.

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So, wheelchairs are for wusses, eh? During these holidays, please take stock of wrong assumptions and never look at someone disabled the same way again. They need your respect, not your pity. By watching this high-flying video, you can see that fate can knock a kid off his or her legs, but it can’t remove the wind from their adrenaline, their courage or their imagination. Could Timmy Tim handle this? As my uncle would say, “You betcha!”

December 28th, 2009 · No Comments

Gordon, had he been injured today instead of 1940, would’ve had these extreme sorts burying their eyes. Even so, the things he survived as a quadriplegic still astonish. He just wasn’t getting as much air as these pros. Happy Holidays everyone, and if you get a chance, please check out Wheeling the Deal: the Outrageous [...]

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Tags: Family matters · Hollywood · Outrageous Legends · Pure Inspiration · Quadriplegia · paralysis

California hurting, or just reacclimating to the new world?

October 7th, 2009 · No Comments

California is “failing,” or so says the British. Excuse us if I’ve heard this one before from supposed sharp-eyed observers convinced we’re past the tipping point to social doom. We dip into outsiders fancy for seeing ruin before the ruin is really there in our book Smogtown: the Lung-Burning History of Pollution in Los Angeles. [...]

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Tags: California · Hollywood · Smogtown · Smogtown book · global warming

We interrupt this swooning recession for something completely different: any job you can land!

February 9th, 2009 · No Comments

My uncle, the protagonist of Wheeling the Deal: The Outrageous Legend of Gordon Zahler, Hollywood’s Flashiest Quadriplegic, developed a motto after enduring several painful economic times made manifold worse by being a quadriplegic in a company town – Hollywood – where physicial beauty and virility were door-openers and deal-getters. His philosophy was that until you [...]

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When times get tough, nobody is spared, not even those with nothing to spare. The disturbing state of Hollywood’s most famous charity.

January 22nd, 2009 · No Comments

The Motion Picture and Television Fund is putting its legendary hospital and nursing home on ice. Why do I care besides being an incorrigible bleeding heart (and proud of it)? Only because the Fund, way back in the 1940s, kept my mother’s family from homelessness and despair after my uncle Gordon’s broke his neck and [...]

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Something curious happened to Gordon during his heyday embedding music and sounde effects into B-grade science fiction. He met a real maverick, writer-director Sam Fuller.

October 30th, 2008 · No Comments

Fullerhired my uncle to do postproduction, Gordon Zahler, for what I consider a terribly unappreciated movie about American society, circra-early-1960s by giving us a lens-eye view into an insane asylum, where a Pulitizer-jonesing reporter commits himself to track down a murderer. Over-the-top in spots, anarchic in others, ‘Shock Corridor” was not an early poor-man’s version [...]

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First Bozo, now Clucko. Outside of Washington, are there any clowns left to entertain us?

October 10th, 2008 · No Comments

From the Los Angeles Times obituary about Charles Runyon, who died at 86 earlier this month … The jovial and genteel clown wore a spinning merry-go-round hat with his name on it, a half red and half red-and-white-striped clown suit with a fluffy Elizabethan-style collar and cuffs, and white gloves; and he had arching blue [...]

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Newscaster George Putnam, Gordon’s old buddy, signs off. RIP

September 12th, 2008 · No Comments

The man was a larger than life personality. He didn’t just read the news. He put his conservative, authoritative stamp on it. He just had this credibility, an aura of perspective and calm, just as Walter Cronkite displayed during his years anchoring CBS’ nightly news. Click here for the Los Angeles Times obituary on old [...]

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Anybody want to name the kid with the popsicle?

September 5th, 2008 · No Comments

And, for your complimentary set of Ginsu Knives (puma sharpening-stone extra), answer this: what was the name of the series that this young, chocolate-faced, early Hollywood personality was starring in during the point this apparent Fudgsicle/popsicle-facsimile commercial was shot in the early 1930s? My connection to him, should you wonder, is through my grandfather, Lee [...]

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Haven’t a notion about the man behind the old-fashioned camera?

August 19th, 2008 · No Comments

Neither does most of the world. And it’s upsetting. During the years I was crafting Wheeling the Deal, one of the most repititive criticisms I heard was that I’d veered too far astray of Gordon’s story to chart the lives and losses of his similarly tragedy-stricken relatives. My left lobe agreed it was a point [...]

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Tags: Hollywood · Wheeling the Deal

CNN Expose on Hollywood Walk of Fame – “A Star Is Bought” Aired 1999

August 5th, 2008 · No Comments

There’s so much to this segment … and so much left out. Nonetheless, at least one network had the guts to tell it like it is. I’m proud to have contributed to it. So what if the aftermath was messy and some of the heroes died. We de-mythologized, and took our lumps just like our [...]

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